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3145. Unfuck Greece!

(A tribute to Joseph Heller or my "Catch-22" style exercise).

Haven't had any posts in English here quite for a while. Here's a piece of a 4 y.o. conversation with my friend (young lady) in Australia. You probably don't remember what happened those days in Greece but you'll find out soon it really doesn't matter. Just enjoy!

Maxim
There was a banner today in Greece "Unfuck Greece!". And I'm totally at a loss ever since. Any idea how that can be possibly done?
16.02.2015 14:31
Alina
nope, I don't think you can really 'unfuck' something; but rather only try to pick up the pieces of whatever is left and make something better out of that
14:32
Maxim
Yeah, right, a piece of Greece.
16.02.2015 14:32
Alina
what exactly is going on with Greece?
14:38
Maxim
Nevermind. They are totally nuts!
Of what I can judge, it's some kind of a new sexual pervertion.
16.02.2015 14:41
Alina
ohmygod okay
14:44
Maxim
Greece, you know... Who cares about Greece anyway?!
16.02.2015 14:47
Alina
but I want to go there one day maybe when all this 'sexual perversion' has ceased
14:48
Maxim
I wouldn't count on that too much.
Also some sexual pervertions may be fun.
Or is it also a secret?
16.02.2015 14:53
Alina
I think it should be kept more secret, but that's just me personally, I don't judge
14:54
Maxim
Right. I think EVERYTHING should be a secret.
16.02.2015 14:55
Alina
yes
14:55
Maxim
But don't tell it to anybody. It's a secret!
Also I suggest you unknow it.
Or disknow. Whatever you prefer.
16.02.2015 14:57
Alina
unknow
14:57
Maxim
Deal
16.02.2015 14:57
Alina
unknow what exactly?
14:58
Maxim
unknow everything!
16.02.2015 14:59
Alina
hahaha I don't think that's possible
14:59
Maxim
Try to unknow Greece just for a start.
16.02.2015 14:59
Alina
I don't think I really knew that much about Greece to begin with
15:00
Maxim
Do it step by step. First Greece, than Nicaragua and so on.
Till you unknow everything.
If you don't manage to unknow smth, try to disknow.
16.02.2015 15:02
Alina
Where is Nicaliughdgiaubeua?
15:03
Maxim
Exactly.

Feb.16th, 2015
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Check out more of my posts in English:
1) How I became a cotton-head Vatnik: https://maxilla-k.livejournal.com/631152.html
2) No plane no gain: https://maxilla-k.livejournal.com/475886.html

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